We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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