If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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