And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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