I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Mom said you looked used
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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