hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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