Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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