We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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