Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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