the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
We are all done wearing pants today
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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