There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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