I heard we made out
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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