glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I'm too high and old for this...
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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