You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
