Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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