can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Randomize
