i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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