Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
