She said her name was "party"
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Randomize
