Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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