I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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