Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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