Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
