i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
So vagazzling was a success
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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