Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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