no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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