It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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