i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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