Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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