Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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