Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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