whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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