Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
it's great music for shaving your balls
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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