walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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