I would go down on you faster than GM stock
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
lol hangovers are for mortals.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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