and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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