Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Randomize
