I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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