normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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