It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
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