Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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