At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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