do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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