You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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