She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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