Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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