Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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