Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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