last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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