How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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