I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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