awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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