sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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